how to grease your glasses

just accidentally touched my glasses with my finger. as a result, i got grease 'stain', easily removable - only with help of detergent or something alike.
as you probably guess, it pissed me off. i'm thinking now not to like the name 'greasemonkey', and to stop thinking of diving in... i'm tha fuckin' grease monkey. you are, too.

it would be great to have grease-proof glasses. it's a good idea, anyway.